‘The One with Rachel's Phone Number’
Season 9, Episode 9 - Aired December 5, 2002
When Phoebe joins Rachel on a girls' night out, Mike spends the evening with Ross. Meanwhile, Chandler lies to Joey and says he's staying in Tulsa so he can spend some alone time with Monica.
Quote from Mike
Ross: Hey, you guys.
Phoebe: Hey. I'll be right back. I gotta go to the bathroom.
Mike: Stout. That's a kind of beer.
[Ross gets up and leaves]
Quote from Phoebe
Waiter: Excuse me, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Phoebe: Should we send them something back? Let's send them mashed potatoes.
Quote from Joey
Jo Lynn: This kitty is Mittens. This one is Fitzhugh. And this little guy in the cat condo is Jinkies.
Chandler: That's a lot of cats, Jo Lynn. Single, are you? [phone rings] Chandler Bing.
Joey: Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What's up, Joe?
Joey: What have we always wanted to do together?
Chandler: Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?
Quote from Joey
Joey: When you get home tomorrow night you and I are gonna be at the Wizards-Knicks game, courtside.
Chandler: Courtside? Oh, my God.
Joey: Yeah! Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.
Monica: Really? But tomorrow night's the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, then we won't have a night together for another week.
Chandler: But honey, it's courtside! The cheerleaders are going to be right in-That's not the way to convince you.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You're right. I wanna see you too. I just gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's really looking forward to this.
Monica: Tell him you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have together is precious.
Chandler: I'll think of something.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Wow. You look I mean, it's just- That dress-
Rachel: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: It's just been a while since I've seen you like this. You clean up good.
Rachel: Really? Well, thank you. Okay, stop looking at me like that. Last time that happened, that happened.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: So I think Emma is probably down for the night but if you need anything-
Ross: We'll be fine. You go have fun.
Rachel: Okay, you too.
Ross: Thanks.
Rachel: And I hope you score.