‘The One with Rachel's Phone Number’
Season 9, Episode 9 - Aired December 5, 2002
When Phoebe joins Rachel on a girls' night out, Mike spends the evening with Ross. Meanwhile, Chandler lies to Joey and says he's staying in Tulsa so he can spend some alone time with Monica.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So that's great. You, Bill, Ross and Emma are gonna be so happy together.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So really, you're moving on from Ross?
Rachel: I don't know. Do I have to decide right now?
Phoebe: You kind of just did. That guy is gonna call you tonight. Ross will pick up the phone, and that's a pretty clear message.
Rachel: Oh, my God, Ross. Ross is gonna pick up the phone. Oh, I have to get my number back. Oh, my God, he's gone.
Phoebe: "Oh, I have to get my number back! Oh, my God, he's gone!" Dead on.
Quote from Ross
Mike: You know, I'm gonna take off.
Ross: So soon?
Mike: Yeah.
Ross: Okay. Well, thanks for the beer.
Mike: You mean lager?
Ross: Ah, yeah. Good times.
Quote from Ross
Mike: Hey, buddy.
Ross: Uh, hi.
Mike: Can I come back in?
Ross: Why?
Mike: Well, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
Ross: But you left.
Quote from Joey
Joey: What's going on?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I didn't know- I didn't think you'd understand.
Joey: What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? You think I'm, like ... duh. [Joey hits his head with the baseball bat]
Monica: Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you.
Chandler: Yeah, I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Yeah, you could go to the game with me. Even though I know you said you couldn't.
But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
Chandler: You're gonna put sweats on and clean, aren't you?
Monica: It's gonna be so hot.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here's your ticket.
Chandler: Thanks. Hey, listen I'm never gonna lie to you again, okay? And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
Joey: Thanks, man. Where you going?
Chandler: Game's tomorrow night, Joe.
Quote from Ross
Mike: Oh, God. So glad you're back.
Rachel: So, what did you guys do?
Ross: You know, we just drank some beer. Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.
Mike: It's true, I did.