Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Chandler: You're right. I wanna see you too. I just gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's really looking forward to this. Monica: Tell him you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that what little time we have together is precious. Chandler: I'll think of something.