‘The One with Rachel's New Dress’
Season 4, Episode 18 - Aired April 2, 1998
Rachel hopes to impress Joshua with a new dress on their date, but things don't go to plan. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey try to convince Phoebe to name one of her triplets after them, and Ross is concerned that Emily is spending time with Susan.
Quote from Susan
Emily: Are you all right?
Susan: Oh, he's fine, he's fine. It's just us getting along is difficult for him because he doesn't like me.
Ross: Oh, come on. That's ... that's true.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Wow, it is true what they say: Pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Phoebe: Ha ha. No, it's that- I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore. So I thought until I'm not, I'm going to play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool. Listen, listen.
[playing the drum] Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?
That sounds great. I know. And I've only been playing for, like, an hour.
Quote from Ross
Emily: I've left a bra drying on the shower rod. You don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatized?
Ross: Hey, if Mommy can have a wife, Daddy can have a bra.
Quote from Ross
Emily: It's time to go.
Ross: See, that clock's a little fast. We still have 17 minutes. What can we do in 17 minutes ... twice?
Quote from Ross
Ross: You can ignore that.
Emily: That's Carol with your son.
Ross: Believe me, when he's older, he'll understand.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua for the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing?
Monica: You know, it really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So Emily called last night.
Chandler: And now you're giving me the message?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: There are no famous Joeys. Except for Joey Buttafucco.
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: What?
Joshua: Nothing. It's just that I know that they're still out there.
Rachel: They're across the hall. I mean, that's two doors away. It's going to take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Joshua: That's not funny.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You should know this place is a real babe magnet. Want to make out?