Phoebe: All I could think of was, is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?
Monica: And did he?
Phoebe: I'm a lady, Monica. I don't kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.

Phoebe: I like him so much, I feel like I've had 10 drinks today and I've only had six.

Monica: I haven't had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler. I'm never going to have that feeling again.
Phoebe: You sound like a guy.
Monica: No, a guy would say, "I'm never going to get to sleep with anyone else." Oh, my God, I'm never going to get to sleep with anyone else. I've been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things I'll be giving up. I mean, I'm never going to have a first kiss again.
Phoebe: You'll have a last kiss.

Monica: Phoebe, it's okay. You don't have to tiptoe around me. I've thought about it and you know what? I'm okay, not having that new-relationship feeling.
Kyle: I miss you already!
Phoebe: I miss you too!

Rachel: Try to remember, if you win, you have to hug me. Hug me.
Joey: Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
Rachel: On TV? Yeah!

Mr. Lewis: Professor Geller?
Ross: Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you?
Mr. Lewis: I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff, but I was kind of hoping you could change my grade.
Ross: And why, exactly, would I do that?
Mr. Lewis: Because I'm in love with you.
Ross: What?
Mr. Lewis: Yeah. I'm all in love with you and stuff. So if you could change my grade?
Ross: No!
Mr. Lewis: Why not? You changed Ned's grade.
Ross: Well, that's different, okay. Because he was actually in love with me.
Mr. Lewis: No, he's not. He's totally yanking your chain. He's done this with three other teachers.
Ross: What?
Mr. Lewis: He's got a girlfriend.
Ross: I can't believe someone would do that for a grade.
Mr. Lewis: I know. It's awful. I love you.

Monica: Honey? As we get closer to the wedding is there anything you'd like to share?
Chandler: Okay. I think the centerpieces are too big.
Monica: You're wrong. The centerpieces are fine.

Monica: Sometimes it bothers me that I'm never going to have that feeling. You know, when you first meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?
Chandler: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

Chandler: Look, for me, the rush is knowing that we are going to be together the rest of our lives.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Well, yeah. But now that I know you're having these thoughts, we're back to panic, anxiety and, uh, I'm definitely going to need some kind of sports drink.

Phoebe: "It's just so unexpected. I'll tell you, it's just such an honor to just be nominated for a Nobel Prize. And, you know, to win one for a massage. Especially just after winning a Tony Award for Best Actress in-"
Rachel: We need to go, our reservations are at 8.
Phoebe: "in Reservations at Eight by Neil Simon. Thank you, Neil. Thank you for the words."
Rachel: Okay, honey, you can finish this later. We're gonna be late.
Phoebe: Please don't play the music. Just one more thing. "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"