Monica Quote #704

Quote from Monica in The One with Joey's Award

Monica: I haven't had that feeling since I first went out with Chandler. I'm never going to have that feeling again.
Phoebe: You sound like a guy.
Monica: No, a guy would say, "I'm never going to get to sleep with anyone else." Oh, my God, I'm never going to get to sleep with anyone else. I've been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things I'll be giving up. I mean, I'm never going to have a first kiss again.
Phoebe: You'll have a last kiss.

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 ‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.