Rachel: So, Pheebs, you know I was just at this bachelorette party and they had a cake that in the shape of a man's... thing-a-ding-ding. And I was wondering what you thought of that, offensive or amusing?
Phoebe: I am not sure. Monica what do you think?
Monica: Sounds kinda tacky.
Rachel: Damn it! Well, I'll see if they'll cancel it. And if not, maybe we'll put eyes on the hootchies and we will just say it's some sort of weird elephant.

Rachel: [to Phoebe] Okay, they said that they won't cancel the cake. But, I was thinking we could maybe write NASA on the side and then give it to Ross.

Phoebe: We should celebrate.
Rachel: Yes! [to Joey] And we will get you a cake in the shape of the microphone.
Phoebe: With two tennis balls.

Joey: Where have you been? They're about to give my award.
Rachel: Sorry. I was in the bathroom and Susan Lucci came out of a stall with toilet paper on her shoe. So I took it!

Monica: Hey, sweetie, come here. Come sit down. Hey, Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is, don't you think?
Chandler: Oh, totally. Pull my finger.