Phoebe Quote #1199

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's Award

Phoebe: "It's just so unexpected. I'll tell you, it's just such an honor to just be nominated for a Nobel Prize. And, you know, to win one for a massage. Especially just after winning a Tony Award for Best Actress in-"
Rachel: We need to go, our reservations are at 8.
Phoebe: "in Reservations at Eight by Neil Simon. Thank you, Neil. Thank you for the words."
Rachel: Okay, honey, you can finish this later. We're gonna be late.
Phoebe: Please don't play the music. Just one more thing. "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

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 ‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.