‘The One Where Phoebe Runs’
Season 6, Episode 7 - Aired November 11, 1999
Rachel is embarrassed when she goes for a jog with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Chandler panics after he cleans the apartment and forgets where everything went, and Joey finds a new roommate.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks!
Rachel: Now, wait a minute. You just took all the words.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match, Rachel Green.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor.
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Oh, so you can move them.
Chandler: Yes. And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe, come on ,can we finish this later? Because I want to go running before it gets dark. Oh, why don't you come with me?
Phoebe: Really?
Rachel: Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first roommate-bonding thing.
Phoebe: Okay, let's go running.
Rachel: Yeah, and there's really cute guys there.
Phoebe: Let's run towards them.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course, I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: When can you move in?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Unbelievable.
Monica: Oh. Oh, so you like her too, Chandler?
Chandler: Hey, look at all the boxes.
Quote from Ross
Joey: I cannot wait to ask her out.
Monica: Wait a minute, Joey. Joey, you can't ask her out. She's your roommate. It'll be way too complicated.
Ross: Yeah, man, don't do it. I mean, if you date her, then I can't date her.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her.
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Rachel: You're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Phoebe: Hey.
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Quote from Joey
Chandler: You know what? Monica's gonna be working late, so I am gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm going to do? Know what else I'm going to do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now, who would not want to live with me?
Joey: I don't. No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Chandler: Authorization? I don't need that. I'm going to put everything back.
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Chandler: Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it.
Ross: Okay, first of all, that attitude is not helping.