Rachel: She asked you out again?
Ross: Yeah. Tomorrow night. Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen. I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides.

Rachel: So, what's going on with you?
Ross: Well, I may teach another class this semester.
Rachel: Yeah, do it now. Call her now.

Monica: Chandler, it's okay to cry. You don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

Chandler: I just never really cried. I guess I'm not a crying kind of guy.
Joey: Come on, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up. Like, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Chandler: I'd be sad, sure. But I wouldn't cry.
Joey: Okay. What if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich.

Guy: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Guy: Are you Phoebe Buffay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Guy: Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
Phoebe: Oh, you're my biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you. Sure. Yeah.
Guy: Wow. Wow, thanks a lot. I just want to say I think you're really talented.
Phoebe: You're just saying that because you're my biggest fan.

Rachel: The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh. There is this great guy you will just love at work, named Bob. He's a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Jill: Thanks, but I'm not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Rachel: Not random. Bob.

Jill: Hey, you have no right to tell me what to do.
Rachel: I'm not telling you what to do. I'm telling you what not to do.

Rachel: Well, you just blew your chances at dating Bob.
Jill: Who?
Rachel: In Human Resources!

Rachel: It's a tattoo. That's weird. Phoebe doesn't- Wait, that's Ursula. That's not Phoebe. That is Ursula.
Joey: Wait, wait. I can watch that. Rewind it. Rewind it.

Monica: Hey, sweetie. "Chicken Soup for the Soul"?
Chandler: There's no back to this couch.