‘The One Where Chandler Can't Cry’
Season 6, Episode 14 - Aired February 10, 2000
When Chandler admits he doesn't cry, his friends try to find something that will make him shed a tear. Meanwhile, Rachel is uncomfortable with Ross dating her sister, and Phoebe discovers Ursula's latest career.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You know what might cheer me up?
Ross: What?
Jill: Seeing some more of your super cool slides.
Ross: Wow, really?
Jill: Totally. I loved them. And maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Ross: I'd love to. Wait right here, I'll go get the projector and my notes.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Rachel: Doesn't sound like it. It's easy not to kiss someone. You just don't. Look at us right now, not kissing.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: I guess I just wasn't thinking.
Rachel: Yeah. Let me give you something to think about.
Ross: Hold on. But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
Rachel: Oh, well, thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth long enough to tell me that.
Quote from Ross
Ross: No, I mean, I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us, again, ever. But I don't want to know that it never could. So I stopped it, and she got mad and broke my projector.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Oh, my God, are you crying?
Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out.
Quote from Jill
Jill: All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone who's out to sabotage my every move. That's you, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah, I got that.
Jill: And you. I throw myself at you and you say no? How gay are you?
Ross: You take care, Jill.
Quote from Chandler
Jill: Okay, see you.
Rachel: Bye-bye.
Chandler: [sobbing] I can't believe Jill's gone. I can't help it, I opened a gate.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Joey, you're crying over a Doritos commercial.
Joey: [crying] I was up for that part.