Quote from Chandler in The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Chandler: I just never really cried. I guess I'm not a crying kind of guy. Joey: Come on, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up. Like, what if you saw a three-legged puppy? Chandler: I'd be sad, sure. But I wouldn't cry. Joey: Okay. What if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me." Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich.