Eric Matthews Quotes Page 13 of 21
Quote from Angela's Men
Eric: No, Eric Matthews will not be beaten up by a woman. Not yet.
Quote from Angela's Men
Jack: I begged you. I begged you to seek help.
Eric: Oh, this is going to be so sweet. Bye bye Topanga.
Quote from Angela's Men
Eric: Stay out of this, Jack, it's a one man mission. ... Will you help me?
Quote from No Such Thing as a Sure Thing
Eric: I got nothing against the Amish. They're a decent, hard working, agrarian people.
Quote from What a Drag!
Mr. Feeny: I, however, do wish to talk to you.
Eric: Ooh, it's Monsieur Feeny.
Quote from Angela's Ashes
Eric: Yes, hello, Jack's rich stepfather. I'll be your son for money. ... Well, that sounds painful, sir, but I'll do it for money.
Quote from Once in Love with Amy
Eric: Sorry we ratted on you, mom.
Cory: It was me. I folded under torture.
Eric: Yeah, dad said hello.
Quote from Cutting the Cord
Eric: Don't you see what you're going through? This is your Middle East crisis.
Alan: Middle age crisis.
Quote from She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
Eric: You're gonna want to know where the parking lot is, too, because that's where the most popular kids hang. And you're gonna wanna hang with them, unless of course you want to look like a complete nerd. (To Minkus) No offense, man.