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Boy Meets World: They're Killing Us

706. They're Killing Us

Aired October 29, 1999

Cory and Topanga hash out their final wedding decisions, with Cory struggling to choose a best man and Topanga picking bridesmaid dresses. Meanwhile, Alan and Amy try to cut costs by hiring Mr. Feeny as the wedding's musical attraction.

Quote from Eric

Eric: (To the tune of He's A Jolly Good Fellow) The curtains are on fire. The curtains are on fire.

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Quote from Topanga

Topanga: I don't want to offend any one and my family's feelings are the most important thing to me. But if she thought I was getting married in that freaking monstrosity, she must have been hitting the sauce.

Quote from Topanga

Topanga: Well, that's it. If you guys can't put on these dresses and get caught up in the magic of my Southern belle wedding, then who needs y'all?

Quote from Topanga

Cory: So please RSVP to our website.
Topanga: Cory and Topanga.
Cory: One word.
Topanga: dot com.
Cory: See, Cory and Topanga, one word, is sort of like a symbol of our unity.
Topanga: No, it's a computer thing.

Quote from Eric

Eric: (To the tune of He's A Jolly Good Fellow) They're chopping up the dorm room. They're chopping up the dorm room.
Cory: My brother is a moron!
Eric: Which nobody can deny.

Quote from Topanga

Amy: I want you to know this gown has been in my family since the Civil War.
Topanga: Musty little devil, isn't it?

Quote from Cory

Topanga: Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we just spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
Cory: Or in the road.

Quote from Eric

Eric: There are some people in this room, who shall remain nameless, Cory and mommy & daddy, who don't think I'm Best Man material.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Topanga, marry me and let's make niknik.

Quote from Cory

Topanga: We had no idea planning a wedding would be so difficult.
Cory: It's like riding a Pogo stick in a mine field. Boom! Boing! Boom! Boing!

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