
‘She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not’
Season 1, Episode 13 - Aired January 14, 1994
Eric talks to Mr. Feeny's class about high school, but doesn't give them the full picture about the coming changes in their lives. Meanwhile, Topanga becomes infatuated with Eric, but Cory thinks she's fallen for him.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Eric, somebody's in love with you.
Eric: Oh, yeah? Who?
Cory: Topanga Lawrence. You know, that hair in the front row with the girl attached.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Oh, yeah. That's just what I want! To be Topanga's boyfriend. Then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton.
Quote from Cory
Cory: You're a pig, you know that?
Shawn: I'm in a growth spurt. I need fuel.
Cory: Yeah, well those of us who sit near you don't like the exhaust fumes.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Yep, brownies, braids, she does it all. But now she has to do it at all at home.
Topanga: But I was hoping I could stay -
Cory: You can't. We're over the legal hair limit of this room.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Of course cool clothes are a must.
Mr. Feeny: For that young detention getter on the go.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: I thought the school said they were sending over good students.
Eric: No, you see the problem with the smart kids is they all have goals to pursue. I'm just looking to get out of algebra.
Mr. Feeny: Lucky me.
Quote from Topanga
Topanga: My sister, Nebbie, made them.
Cory: Nebbie? Don't you mean Debbie?
Topanga: No, Nebbie. It's short for Nebula. Nebula Stop The War Lawrence.
Quote from Cory
Cory: What a movie they'd make. It's Minkus in Love. Watch what happens when forty-pounds of near-sighted geek meets ten pounds of hair from a parallel universe.
Quote from Eric
Eric: You're gonna want to know where the parking lot is, too, because that's where the most popular kids hang. And you're gonna wanna hang with them, unless of course you want to look like a complete nerd. (To Minkus) No offense, man.
Quote from Cory
Cory: She's coming over in a little while. Tell her that we both think she's scum and that I'm politically incoherent.
Eric: Incorrect.
Cory: There you go.