‘What a Drag!’
Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired December 3, 1999
Eric and Jack dress as women in an effort to hide from a campus goon. Meanwhile, Cory's redecoration of the apartment does not please Topanga.
Quote from Shawn
Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress and no on the face.
Eric: What too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.
Quote from Eric
Eric: My name is Olga Svetlana. I'm a shot-put champion. I don't shave my arm pits.
Quote from Eric
Mr. Feeny: I, however, do wish to talk to you.
Eric: Ooh, it's Monsieur Feeny.
Quote from Jack
Jack: That would look good on my resume. I could get a new job, buy a beautiful house and hire a security guard to shoot you on sight if you ever come near my property.
Quote from Jack
Jack: He got him didn't he? Eric's gone. Oh no! Poor Eric. He was so young and stupid.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: What's to figure? He's pretty and you look like a bison. Hmm, Double Ds - just like your grades.