Shawn: Do you even know what quantum physics is?
Cory: Umm, hi. That's what they're gonna teach me. If I knew what quantum physics was, I would have tooken quantum physics 2, now wouldn't I?

Cory: My kindergarten teacher was Mr. Feeny. As a matter of fact, he has been my teacher every year of my entire life. Isn't that curious?

Cory: This is raw, hot, unfiltered passion, and that kiss opened the gates.
Angela: There are no gates.
Cory: Oh, there's gates.

Cory: Well he gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have.
Cory: Hey, I have to be on these for the rest of my life!

Cory: You're a pig, you know that?
Shawn: I'm in a growth spurt. I need fuel.
Cory: Yeah, well those of us who sit near you don't like the exhaust fumes.

Shawn: You were one of those kids that enjoy getting spanked, weren't you?
Cory: I always deserved it.

Reg: You said if I was ever in the States there'd be a couch with my name on it.
Cory: Dad, look, Reg. Reginald Fairfield.

Topanga: But I've never failed before.
Mr. Feeny: There's a first time for everything.
Cory: That argument doesn't get you anywhere with her.

Cory: Yep, brownies, braids, she does it all. But now she has to do it at all at home.
Topanga: But I was hoping I could stay -
Cory: You can't. We're over the legal hair limit of this room.

Minkus: I don't get it.
Cory: What?
Minkus: If you're smarter than I am, how come you're always trying to copy from my paper?
Cory: Uhmm-
Shawn: He's not copying, Minkus. He's just glancing over to admire the work of a fellow genius.
Minkus: You are?
Shawn: He is.
Cory: I am.