Topanga: I was just having this conversation with them the other day-
Mr. Feeny: Quiet!
Topanga: You yelled at me. But I'm Topanga.

Mr. Feeny: You just yelled at me. But I'm Mr. Feeny.

Cory: Oh, come on, Mr. Feeny. How is he-
Mr. Feeny: Quiet!
Cory: You yelled at me. But I'm Topanga.

Topanga: But I've never failed before.
Mr. Feeny: There's a first time for everything.
Cory: That argument doesn't get you anywhere with her.

Mr. Feeny: You better stay too, you little control freak.

Cory: We are warm and you are cold. We -

Jack: Hey, I didn't hear you come in last night. You must have had a pretty good time on your date, huh?
Eric: The evening began at seven. It started with some quaint dinner conversation at this little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and let's just say my clothes were off within five minutes.
Jack: You opened your big mouth, she walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell. Came home, took off all your clothes and were asleep by eight o'clock.

Shawn: Okay, I've got four can't miss ways to get Superbowl tickets.
Cory: Let's hear the best one.
Shawn: I go back in time to the first Superbowl when tickets weren't that hard to get.

Cory: Well, see Shawn and I think so much alike that we decided to write one paper.
Mr. Feeny: Really? Then you won't mind sharing a grade?
Cory: No.
Shawn: All right, so what do we get?
Mr. Feeny: Well, this was a well thought out paper, it deserves a B.
Shawn: Very fair.
Mr. Feeny: Divided by two. Makes a D for you and a D for you.