Angela: No offense, Cory, but this looks like you just ripped off that show on MTV, the Real World.
Cory: I have no knowledge of this Real World of which you speak. My Real World is the real Real World.

Alan: Hey, Cory. I think when you bolted from the car yelling "College! College", I think you forgot something.
Cory: My pudding trunk!

Cory: No, I don't get hit by a bus.
Stuart: Why not?
Cory: Because I use the crosswalks, I memorize the bus schedules, and if I've got a wife like Topanga, I ain't leavin' the house.

Shawn: How long you been married?
Cory: Who?
Shawn: What?
Cory: They want you to take the rolls!

Cory: Well, I was born in Jefferson Hospital. They tell me it was drizzling that day. I loved my blue blankie.

Cory: Oh, come on, Mr. Feeny. How is he-
Mr. Feeny: Quiet!
Cory: You yelled at me. But I'm Topanga.

Cory: And then in the fourth grade, the first day of gym I found out the awful truth. I have flat feet, but Ms. Byfie assured me I'll lead a normal and healthy life.

Billy: At least let me watch my favorite show, it's on right now.
Topanga: But it's nine-thirty, I know you don't stay up past nine.
Billy: It used to be on at eight-thirty but this year they moved to nine-thirty. Those idiots.
Cory: Wait a minute, they moved that show to nine-thirty? Why?
Billy: No one knows.
Cory: Well was it doing badly at eight-thirty?
Billy: No.
Cory: Well why didn't they leave it alone?
Billy: They're trying to kill it. They're trying to kill it.
Cory: Oh, those are bad, bad people.

Topanga: Shawn, just face it, you're afraid to make a commitment.
Shawn: I'm not afraid to make a commit- I've been with Cory for fifteen years!
Cory: Ah, they've been good years.

Shawn: Wait, is this you or Topanga talking?
Cory: She decided we're one person.