‘Hogs and Kisses’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired October 30, 1998
When Shawn and Topanga have to kiss while filming a college promotional video, Cory flies into a jealous rage and demands the pair go on a date. Meanwhile, Eric and Jack try to improve their manners to impress Rachel.
Quote from Cory
Cory: And I just want to ask one thing: What's this?
Topanga: No, Cory, we were just -
Cory: Undapants!
Quote from Cory
Cory: This is raw, hot, unfiltered passion, and that kiss opened the gates.
Angela: There are no gates.
Cory: Oh, there's gates.
Quote from Eric
Jack: What does she think she's the first woman we've ever lived with?
Eric: Dude, I lived with my mother for eighteen years.
Quote from Angela
Cory: What are you studying?
Angela: White history. You know, you people contributed quite a lot to this country.
Cory: Thanks!
Quote from Angela
Cory: Let me ask you this, in all the time you were with Shawn, did he ever call out the name Topanga?
Angela: No, but he called out the name Cory.
Cory: In what context?
Quote from Jack
Jack: What do you think you're the first woman we've ever lived with?
Rachel: Besides your mothers, yes.
Eric: Is that an accurate count, Jack?
Jack: I stayed with Nana Booboo once. Now there's a woman.
Quote from Cory
Director: Cut!
Cory: You think?! Where 've you been? I think I said the word ugoverse.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Now, when I get out of the shower, I expect this place clean.
Jack: Eric: Yes, mommy.
Rachel: ... Good pie.