‘Valentine's Day’
Season 2, Episode 16 - Aired February 9, 2006
On Valentine's Day, Michael takes a trip to New York for a meeting at Corporate. Meanwhile, Pam is upset as she watches Phyllis receive an array of gifts, Dwight is surprised by Angela, and Kelly doesn't know what to do after hooking up with Ryan.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: It's frustrating, 'cause we'd be so perfect together.
Jim: You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It'd be great. But he isn't. So-
Kelly: Yeah, but it would be so great if he was.
Jim: Well, he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on, try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight.
Kelly: Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
Quote from Phyllis
Meredith: "Happy Valentine's Day, darling. Love, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
Phyllis: Isn't he sweet?
Meredith: Oh, yeah. Wow.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: All right, Dwight, as you know I'm heading to New York today, doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.
Dwight K. Schrute: And you want me to come with you.
Michael Scott: No. The opposite of that.
Dwight K. Schrute: I will stay here and run things on this end.
Michael Scott: Very good.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right? You want me to pick you up anything?
Pam: That's okay.
Quote from Jim
Jim: So, I broke up with Katy and I haven't been dating anybody else. So, this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's going to be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lot of money, because they're idiots. It's gonna be great.
Quote from Angela
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.
Angela: Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I did. I did.
Angela: I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I bet you will, before the day is over.
Angela: Really? Well, I hope I do.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam. Hi, how're you doing? Good. Listen, may I speak with you, privately?
Pam: You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Pam, just I'm- Just. Please.
Quote from Michael Scott
Craig: You like Jan? How can you like Jan?
Michael Scott: Maybe because she's my girlfriend. Was. Or not my girlfriend. She- We hooked up and-
Josh: You hooked up with Jan?
Michael Scott: It's just, you know, it was months ago. Just- It was just once. It was, God, just stupid. Just- Just forget it.
Josh: Yeah, let's change the subject.
Michael Scott: Yeah, yeah.
Quote from Michael Scott
David: You understand this is a very serious situation.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no. Yes, I- Okay, well- All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously.
David: You made a joke?
Michael Scott: I did. It was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool.
David: Well, I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss-
Michael Scott: I know. It was borderline at best. And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and I'm really sorry, and that will never happen again.
Jan: That's fine. Let's just- Just forget it.