Michael Scott Quote #376
Quote from Michael Scott in Valentine's Day
David: You understand this is a very serious situation.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no. Yes, I- Okay, well- All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously.
David: You made a joke?
Michael Scott: I did. It was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool.
David: Well, I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss-
Michael Scott: I know. It was borderline at best. And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and I'm really sorry, and that will never happen again.
Jan: That's fine. Let's just- Just forget it.
The Office Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: What's this? What is this?
Jim: I don't know. It's on your desk.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?
Jim: It was there when I sat down.
Dwight K. Schrute: "Happy Valentine's Day." It's me. I'm the Bobble Head. Yes!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, here we go, on our way to New York. New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Here it is. The heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people, when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building. That's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. We have Bubba Gump shrimp, Red Lobster down there. You know, this is the heart of civilization, right here.