David: You understand this is a very serious situation.
Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no. Yes, I- Okay, well- All right, here's the deal. This is my fault, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke, and Craig, the idiot, took it seriously.
David: You made a joke?
Michael Scott: I did. It was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool.
David: Well, I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss-
Michael Scott: I know. It was borderline at best. And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and I'm really sorry, and that will never happen again.
Jan: That's fine. Let's just- Just forget it.