Phyllis: Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is a damnable lie. I love women.
Phyllis: Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her ‘gy-na' for your entire meeting.
Nellie: Ew. That's not good.
Phyllis: Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.
Dwight K. Schrute: ‘Gy-na' said that?

Andy: [on video chat] Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?
Everyone: Whoa!
Pam: Andy.
Andy: That Swayze sure can dance dirty.
Phyllis: Don't you have any sunblock?
Andy: No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.

Erin: Last week, Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song: No, woman. No cry.

Andy: [on video chat] Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.
Darryl: Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.
Andy: What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!
Erin: Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?
Andy: Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!
Everyone: Oh!
Andy: Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these Skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know? [manic laughter]
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: He's been sailing for two days.

David: Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and, Dwight, that is you.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. [presses hold button] Hah! Yah! Woo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... Where's Stanley?
Erin: He's in the bathroom.
Dwight K. Schrute: Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?
Erin: Of course.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah! Okay.

Jim: I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.

Pete: Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.
Clark: So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.

Darryl: Damn! It just keeps on coming, huh?
Toby: I have very fertile hair glands.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex. We even go to lunch, pick up babes.

Toby: [to passing female pedestrian] Smile if you love men's prostates.

Dwight K. Schrute: Hello.
Erin: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: May I please speak to your boss?
Phyllis: No, she is the boss.
Erin: I am? Hmm.. [deep voice] Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon. How can I help you?
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, this isn't working for me, ‘cause no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.
Erin: He's absolutely right. I'm really struggling.