‘The Whale’
Season 9, Episode 7 - Aired November 15, 2012
The women of Dunder Mifflin coach Dwight ahead of an important sales call to a female manager. Meanwhile, Angela tells Oscar she's afraid the Senator is cheating on her, and things aren't working out for Jim and his new business venture.
Quote from Jan
Pam: So this was all just a trick. You don't really have any business to give?
Jan: No, I do.
Pam: But not to us.
Jan: Insightful, Pam.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: You did good, Dwight. It's okay. I mean, seriously, Jan's not normal. Let's just go. She's not going to sell to us.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, she is. Now, I may not have any instincts with women, but I have an instinct for sales. You keep her occupied. I'll be right back.
Pam: What?
Quote from Pam
Jan: Pam?
Pam: Yeah.
Jan: I'm a very busy woman, so...
Pam: Yeah. Um, do you have any other pictures of Astrid?
Jan: Fine. I will show you one... slide show.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Sorry, I uh, just saw your face.
Pete: Oh, I'm sorry. It's for the thing.
Erin: I know. That's great. It just- It makes it look like there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face.
Pete: Wow.
Erin: A handsome eyebrow, but, um... It makes your mouth look like an eye socket, which isn't bad.
Pete: Uh-huh.
Erin: But um, you look like a cyclops whose eye... fell out. Which is great. It's such a great cause.
Quote from Oscar
Angela: [whispering] Okay, we should go now. Let's go.
Oscar: Just wait. Just a minute. Just watch. [scoffs]
Angela: Wait. Why are you- Oh. Are you getting your jollies right now? Can't get enough of the show? Your jollies are all on fire-
Oscar: [whispering] Please. It's Robert who's enjoying it.
Angela: What?
Oscar: This could be the affair that you're scared of. Politicians are wonderful liars. You never know who they really are. ... But uh, he's probably not gay. He's straight. He's straight, so...
Quote from Oscar
Angela: Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?
Oscar: I don't know, Angela. I'm dehydrated. Maybe... You heard me wrong. We should just go.
Angela: Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?
Oscar: He's making a phone call.
Angela: [ducking under a table with Oscar] Oh. Oh.
Oscar: [phone vibrates, rings]
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Pam: Oh, hey, Molly. You should just quit.
Molly: Thanks. Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh and uh, Molly... I know it can't be easy working for Jan. Good luck with your feelings.
Pam: Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I got her number. 415-YCL.
Pam: That's a license number?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's all you need. And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.
Pam: Oh. Why me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Because you are my friend and you are a woman. And women love gossip. It's like air to you people. Ugh, God. [retching]