‘You're Under Foot’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 7, 2014
When Beverly grows tired of Pops being in her way, she sends him to work with Murray at his old furniture store. Before long, Pops is taking over the store. Meanwhile, when Adam's crush Dana visits his bedroom and abruptly runs out, Barry and Erica give Adam some advice which leads to him giving away all his toys.
Quote from Adam
Adam: The reason why I showed you my toys was 'cause I've outgrown 'em, and I thought maybe your little brother might like 'em.
Dana: You really wanna give all your toys away?
Adam: Yeah, I've been meaning to do it for years, plus I need to clear some shelf space for my cologne, beer can collection, and jock straps.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Now listen, and listen good, you little putz. That's Sergeant Slaughter of the Renegade Squadron, and you're gonna treat him and all my toys with the respect that they deserve, or so help me, I -
Dana: Adam? You coming?
Adam: Hey, you bet.
Quote from Murray
Pops: I think it holds up pretty well.
Murray: I think it's amazing that there was a time when that was okay. We're not running this commercial.
Quote from Pops
Murray: Damn it, Albert.
Pops: What did I say?! You're gonna love this commercial, Mur. I'm Insane Albert. I price my furniture so low, I require hospitalization.
Quote from Pops
Murray: No commercial! Send everybody home.
Pops: Oh, I can't do that. I already hired the crew, bought this straitjacket.
Vic: It is cheaper than renting it.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Vic, you stay. He's the orderly that wheels me back into the loony bin 'cause my prices are bananas.
Quote from Murray
Pops: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back and get into my mentally unstable character.
Murray: You got that covered.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Can you float me roughly $2,000?
Beverly: May I ask for what?
Adam: A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it.
Beverly: A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night, poke your eye out, puncture the mattress, and then you'll drown in your sleep.
Adam: Is that a no?
Beverly: Yes, that's a no.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: What did you two idiots do?
Erica: That could mean so many things.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Why did my scrumptious little baby give away all his toys?
Erica: We just told him the truth, mom.
Barry: Yeah. He'll never get any action with his room full of toys.
Beverly: He doesn't need any action. He's a little boy.