Quote from Beverly in You're Under Foot
Adam: Can you float me roughly $2,000? Beverly: May I ask for what? Adam: A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it. Beverly: A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night, poke your eye out, puncture the mattress, and then you'll drown in your sleep. Adam: Is that a no? Beverly: Yes, that's a no.