Beverly Quote #99

Quote from Beverly in You're Under Foot

Adam: Can you float me roughly $2,000?
Beverly: May I ask for what?
Adam: A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it.
Beverly: A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night, poke your eye out, puncture the mattress, and then you'll drown in your sleep.
Adam: Is that a no?
Beverly: Yes, that's a no.

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Quote from Beverly

Erica: Bye.
Beverly: Don't say bye. Your S.A.T. prep course is at 4:00, so get your ass home after school.
Erica: I don't know what you're saying.
Beverly: Well, take off your walkboy.
Erica: It's called a walkman.
Beverly: Oh, now you can hear me?
Erica: I wish I couldn't.

Quote from Pops

Adam: Come on, pops. Let me win at least one.
Pops: That's a terrible lesson. I'm gonna beat your ass again real quick.