‘You're Not Invited’
Season 1, Episode 20 - Aired April 8, 2014
Adam is looking forward to his first laser tag birthday party, but his plans change when Barry suggests he throw a make-out party in the basement so he can have his first kiss with Dana. On the night of the party, Erica turns into a full-on smother when she uncovers what's happening the basement. Erica tries to get Beverly to crash the party, but for once Beverly is trying to keep out of Adam's business. Meanwhile, Pops and Murray are excited to watch the opening of Al Capone's vault on TV, but Murray's happiness fades when Adam doesn't show any appreciation after Murray finally gives him a great gift for his birthday.
Quote from Barry
Barry: It's a make-out party. And I got to say, bagel bites? Not sexy, get them out of here.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Okay, this is all I could find for spin the bottle, but it's completely full.
Barry: Barry to the rescue. I'll take it from here. My body loves calcium. Is this from a cow? Why is it so hard? My body says no, but I'm gonna do this for you guys.
Quote from Murray
Adam: Dad! What the hell? You're not wearing any pants.
Murray: They know how it works around here.
Quote from Adam
Murray: I just went and bought you the thing you wanted most in the world. You could at least give me a thumbs-up, a thank you, a look of appreciation.
Adam: (smiles) Happy?
Murray: That's a fake smile and you know it.
Adam: It's not a fake smile. It's got teeth and everything.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: No, I can't barge in.
Erica: What do you mean you can't barge in? That's all you do.
Beverly: I finally made some headway with Adam. He asked for a cake. If I play my cards right, I can get some huggies when we sing Happy Birthday!
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Mom, do you remember time that you snuck in the basement and spied on me and Lainey drinking mango-madness wine coolers?
Beverly: Yes, that was a good day.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Our baby grew up so fast, didn't he? It's like one minute he's this little four-eyed dork. Then you blink, and he's a man. A man with needs.
Pops: What's happening?
Erica: I miss that little love-bug. That's what's happening. Oh my God, I am mom.
Pops: You are, and I got to tell you, it's a real downer.
Quote from Pops
Murray: You know, that's why I don't give gifts. It's all a sham.
Erica: I wish we could just stop time, you know? And keep him our special little boy forever.
Pops: All right, that's it. I'm watching TV upstairs. No one follow me.
Quote from Adam
Dana: Are you playing Pac-man?
Adam: No, I'm trying to set the timer. The directions are in Japanese. It's very complicated.
Quote from Beverly
(Adam and Dana find Beverly hiding in the basement during their "Seven minutes in heaven")
Beverly: Hi, poopie.
Dana: Oh my God.
Beverly: Hi, Dana.
Dana: Oh my God.
Beverly: Wow, that is an adorable dress. I was just seeing if the ski boots were all where they're supposed to be. And they are.