‘You're Not Invited’
Season 1, Episode 20 - Aired April 8, 2014
Adam is looking forward to his first laser tag birthday party, but his plans change when Barry suggests he throw a make-out party in the basement so he can have his first kiss with Dana. On the night of the party, Erica turns into a full-on smother when she uncovers what's happening the basement. Erica tries to get Beverly to crash the party, but for once Beverly is trying to keep out of Adam's business. Meanwhile, Pops and Murray are excited to watch the opening of Al Capone's vault on TV, but Murray's happiness fades when Adam doesn't show any appreciation after Murray finally gives him a great gift for his birthday.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Dad! Best gift ever!
Pops: See that smile? That's it. That's the look!
Quote from Murray
Pops: Come on, let's go see that handsome devil open that vault.
Murray: Just tell me what happens.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Daddy and I also got you that. Didn't we, Mur?
Murray: Yeah! Open it up. It's gonna blow your mind.
Adam: I'm not much for surprises. How about you tell me what you got me, Mur?
Murray: No, no, no. It's a surprise.
Adam: Tell me what you got me.
Murray: It's a surprise.
Adam: Say it in words.
Quote from Adam
Barry: Okay, we turn the basement into a love-den.
Adam: How? It's dark and dusty, and smells like your old, sweaty hockey gear.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Okay. Sad, boring, cakeless, songless, momless basement party it is.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Are you almost done? People are starting to lose interest in spin the bottle.
Barry: I'm trying! Son of a bitch! This thing is bottomless.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You know how many gifts my Dad bought me when I was growing up? Zero! That's all I got from that man, nothing. Do you think it hurt? Damn right, it hurt.