Marvin: You know all that stuff I was saying about the Mogwais? It's not real. It's from this movie, "Gremlins." It's made by Steven Spielberg. It's got all these little Muppets in it. It's surprisingly scary.
Beverly: Everybody knows the movie.
Marvin: Starring Phoebe Cates, woof, is she my type.
Beverly: Please, let me help you.
Marvin: Okay, here's the deal. I gambled away a lot of money in Atlantic City playing keno.
Beverly: Keno? What are you, 75 years old? Nobody plays that!
Marvin: That's why I thought I had an edge! Damn it.

Pops: Well, I'm still a partner, and I can hire and fire whoever I want. Marvin, you're hired.
Murray: Yes! And I can do this, you're fired.
Marvin: No!
Pops: You're hired again.
Marvin: Boom!
Murray: You're fired.
Marvin: Frickin' Reaganomics!

Beverly: You're hired back.
Marvin: I promise I won't let you down this time, boss. I'm gonna give it my all.
Murray: You're fired.
Marvin: [bleep]
Pops: You're hired again.
Marvin: Yes!
Murray: You're fired.
Marvin: No!
Beverly: And you're hired again, end of story.
Pops: Well, that was a roller-coaster ride. Glad it worked out.

Adam: What do you want?
Barry: I need you to change the yearbook so I get Most Handsome or Most Likely To Jump A BMX Over The Grand Canyon.

Adam: Barry, do me a favor and scratch this for me? My finger grows weary.
Barry: Never!
Adam: Suit yourself, Most Likely To Never Dunk On A Regulation Basket.

Lainey: Son of a bitch! It's Anthony Balsamo and Lexy Bloom!
Geoff: They gave it to the head cheerleader and our handsome quarterback!? What kind of backwards school do we go to?!

Erica: Screw that. I'm changing Cutest Couple to me and whatshisface.
Geoff: It's a weird time to forget my name, but do it for us, baby.

Adam: Are you kidding me!?
Barry: (gasps) It's Jedi Master Adam!
Adam: How dare you use ALF's good name to distract me!? ALF is sacred!
Lainey: He eats cats, dude.
Adam: Cats are the chicken of Melmac!

Erica: So, now that we're starting fresh, may I suggest Geoff and Erica for cutest couple? Too soon?

Barry: Don't worry, Dana. I've literally memorized the entire school year. All I got to do is re-create the yearbook using my brain snapshots.
Lainey: You mean your memories?
Barry: Accessing first day of school. (inhales deeply) It was late September, Wednesday. It was snowing hard, and the Eagles were in the Super Bowl.
Adam: None of that's right.
Barry: Geoff Schwartz was there, and he said something funny. And we were like, "Good one, bro."
Geoff: That does sound like me.