‘Jedi Master Adam Skywalker’
Season 4, Episode 23 - Aired May 10, 2017
For once, Adam has leverage over Barry and Erica when they find out his girlfriend is in charge of the school yearbook. Meanwhile, Murray is annoyed when Marvin visits and needs bailing out again.
Quote from Erica
Jackie: What are you even talking about? Do you have any idea how much time I've spent working on this layout?
Erica: Based on the fact that this is the yearbook, I'm gonna go with a year?
Jackie: Yes.
Quote from Adam
Adam: "I'm the Leia to your Han Solo." Oh, sweet God.
Jackie: Don't get a big head about it.
Adam: No, read what I wrote.
Jackie: "I'm the Han Solo to your Leia."
Adam: That's crazy, right? It's crazy.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, please. He had some trouble in Chinatown. Just give him some money.
Murray: It's on Adam's lunchbox. It's right here!
Marvin: How dare you exploit the fact that I'm a kid at heart?!
Murray: This is what he's talking about!
Quote from Beverly
Marvin: Oh, my word! Have I stumbled into the residence of workout goddess Jane Fonda?
Beverly: (chuckling) Marvin, come on.
Quote from Beverly
Marvin: How dare you suggest that I am here for a handout? Although, as luck would have it, I am having a spot of bad luck.
Murray: Here we go.
Beverly: Just hear him out. Tell us about your recent failures, Marvin.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was May 10th, 1980- something, and my brother was working hard to get voted Best Dancer in the school yearbook.
Barry: Barry Goldberg! Best Electric Boogaloo!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But to be honest, he'd take best anything.
Barry: Lunch! Michael Douglas! I'm doing business on my phone! Vote Barry Goldberg Most Likely To Succeed! Barry Goldberg Most Likely To Do This. Barry Goldberg, Best Juggler.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Ow! Hey! What the- Why is this happening?
Barry: Just get in the locker. Vote for Barry Goldberg! Best Bully! (chuckles) I won't let you down.
Adam: Dude, you're hurting my body.
Barry: Dammit. Why won't you fit?! Wha-
Adam: 'Cause I'm not a child anymore. I'm a grown person! How do you not see it by now?
Quote from Naked Rob
Barry: The yearbook must be stopped. Not being recognized for my awesomeness is the greatest injustice this world has ever seen.
Naked Rob: You should get kindest eyes.
Barry: And you should get Rightest Guy 'cause you're right!
Naked Rob: That's not an equal compliment, but I'll take it.
Quote from Erica
Geoff: Okay, I probably shouldn't be saying this out loud, but the only thing I want in the world is to get Cutest Couple with Erica.
Erica: Geoff, it's just a lame yearbook. Who cares? Especially 'cause we're a lock, so why obsess over it?
Quote from Erica
Lainey: A lock? C'mon. There's waaaay better, cuter couples out there.
Erica: Like who?
Lainey: Hello? Me and Barry?
Barry: Mm- hmm.
Erica: Aww. You'd totally win, ecept half your couple is Barry so wahhh wahh.