Jackie: Oh, so, you can be weird around Dana, but I can't be weird around my ex?
Adam: I'm not worried about you being weird. I'm worried about you two still having a spark.
Jackie: I didn't say there was a spark.
Adam: It's Ruben Amaro Jr. Even I feel a spark when he walks by.

Geoff: Don't you realize this is the last time we'll ever walk down this hallway together? Last time we'll ever reach your locker side-by-side? Last time I'll ever watch your nose crinkle as you spin that lock? Last time I overlook that you might be gross?

Geoff: You okay?
Erica: I'm really not. I just realized my mom is amazing. I'm gonna miss her so damn much!
Geoff: What?
Erica: She's always been there for me. How will I survive without her?
Geoff: Maybe you should ask her.
Beverly: Don't be mad. I'm not here to bother you. I'm just subbing for Senora Gomez. But I did make you these marshmallow fudge chubbies. Adios, mija.
Geoff: So good.
Beverly: I know.
Erica: These are my last marshmallow fudge chubbies. God, I hate her so much for making me love her like this!

Bill Lewis: I can't believe my baby's going off to college in just a few days.
Barry: You mean a few months.
Bill Lewis: Uh, sure. Months. Not on Tuesday morning, before traffic gets bad.
Barry: What?
Bill Lewis: I didn't borrow my cousin Greg's flatbed truck. So, yeah, months.
Barry: It sounds like you borrowed your cousin Greg's flatbed truck 'cause my girlfriend is leaving on Tuesday.
Bill Lewis: You should talk to Lainey.
Barry: Lainey!
Bill Lewis: I didn't mean now.

Barry: What is this about you leaving in a few days?!
Principal Ball: Mr. Goldberg, could you please not interrupt our joyous ceremony?
Lainey: Oh, God. He knows I'm leaving early for Savannah. How does he know?
Bill Lewis: I'm sorry, baby! He got it out of me.

Principal Ball: Dang it! If you're not graduating, take a seat! Oh, crap! He's on the move!
Lainey: He's coming over. What do I do?
Erica: I don't know, man. I got a really deep emotional thing with my mommy going on. I'm, like, not okay in the head.

Principal Ball: Mr. Goldberg, you are not part of the processional. Do not process!

Barry: This was supposed to be our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour. Now it's done.
Lainey: I was gonna tell you at the graduation party 'cause I didn't want to ruin today, which is exactly what you're doing right now.
Principal Ball: Lainey Lewis.
Barry: Not the time, man!
Lainey: You know what? Maybe it's best I'm leaving early.
Barry: Maybe it is!
Lainey: [to Principal Ball, voice breaking:] Thank you so much. I'm very happy.

Murray: Take the diploma!
Erica: No.
Principal Ball: Come on. Come on. Come on.
Erica: Don't come at me with that diploma.
Principal Ball: You take this!
Erica: No!
Beverly: Fight it! Fight that diploma!
Principal Ball: Take this. You earned it.
Erica: Never!
Murray: No fighting, just graduating!
Principal Ball: Seriously, it's a great moment for you!
Erica: I will never graduate! You cannot force my life to start!

Adam: Isn't this awesome?
Dana: Yeah. I guess.
Adam: You just checked your watch instead of laughing hysterically at how tall Bubba Smith is. What's going on?
Dana: I don't get it. This is part 5. Shouldn't they have graduated the Academy after the first one?
Adam: I think the problem is you're focusing on logic, not the lovable cast of characters.
Dana: Okay, in what world would an officer of the law stop a jewel thief by making weird mouth noises?
Adam: That's Michael Winslow. He's a national treasure.
Dana: They're LAPD. They wouldn't have any jurisdiction in Miami.