Murray: Just shut up and listen. I made a deal with Formica Mike. You're coming back to work on Monday at twice the pay.
Marvin: He tell you about the forklift incident?
Murray: Yes.
Marvin: And the miscommunication with the toilet?
Murray: Yeah.
Marvin: He's gonna fire me, isn't he?
Murray: Do you want to come back or don't you?
Marvin: I don't get it. Why would you take me back with a raise when I'm just your dumb kid brother who "means well"?
Murray: Well, this time you didn't mean well. You did well. Your stupid commercial is a hit. And I really need you.
Marvin: You said it? He said it.

Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!

Murray: Are you humming the jingle of my sworn enemy?
Beverly: No. Totally unrelated. Formica King.
Murray: All right, that's it. I'm sleeping on the couch.

Barry: Look, the Formica King has a regal summer sale! Big kingdom furniture for lil' kingdom prices.
Pops: Murray, you gotta hit this schmuck back before he drives us out of business.

Mr. Glascott: All right, bleacher creatures. Stop being all sketchy and get to class.

Barry: Mr. Glascott, I was about to go out with Jamie Weisman for ribs. Everyone knows that's the most romantic part of the pig. Except for the heart.

Barry: Wait, that's it! It's been in this house the whole time! Erica's bedroom. There has to be some answers in here.
Geoff: Okay, guys, this is, like, a huge invasion of Erica's privacy.
Barry: Dude, she's my sister. I know her better than anyone. She'd do anything to help us out here.
Geoff: Erica's very upset and wants to talk to you. [handing Barry the phone]
Barry: Really, dude?
Geoff: I know you're her brother, but she's really pretty.

Erica: Barry. I will say this once. Leave my room, or I will end you.
Barry: Aww. You are so sweet. Guys, she said, "Go for it." We're good to go.
Erica: Put Geoff back on the phone right now!
Barry: Yo, Geoff, she says she loves you, and you're, like, totally the one.
Geoff: I've been waiting for this moment!
Erica: If you don't get out right now, so help me God, I will get on a bus and-
Barry: No, you're the best.
Erica: Geoffrey, tackle Barry!
Barry: Love you.
Erica: Punch him in the nards!

Beverly: Maybe this is a chance for our relationship to change for the better.
Barry: It can't change. Once you're a lame mom, you're always a lame mom.

Barry: No, Naked Rob! Drop the prunes!
Naked Rob: Oh, sorry, dude. I need these prunes, and I need a lady bro to help me get a lady, bro.
Barry: My mother is not the answer, Naked Rob.