‘Big Orange’
Season 3, Episode 23 - Aired May 11, 2016
Adam tries to hold onto his childhood when Murray wants to tear down the tree house. Meanwhile, Beverly and Lainey team up to spruce up Barry's wardrobe.
Quote from Erica
Adam: No. Don't listen to her. That's my fortress of solitude.
Erica: Ugh. Can you please dismantle Adam's fortress of dorkitude now? I would love to get a good base before pool-party season starts.
Quote from Murray
Adam: Please don't do this. That treehouse means everything to me. Why is this the one time you're not giving in to your laziness?
Murray: Because I just had my morning nap.
Quote from Erica
Adam: Erica, help me out here. Dad's threatening to be handy. Talk some sense into him!
Erica: What about your experience with me makes you think I'm gonna care about this conversation at all?
Quote from Barry
Lainey: Um, what is happening right now?
Beverly: What the [bleep]? You have a closet full of new clothes. Why is that back on your body?
Barry: I got an algebra quiz I'm not gonna study for, so I need my lucky shirt. Oh, and Thursday is Naked Rob's birthday. He expects me to dress up. And Friday is Big Orange Friday. Got to wear Big Orange.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Stay with me, Big Orange. It's not as bad as it looks. The colors are draining from him! You got to fight. Come on, buddy! Stay with me!
Quote from Barry
Erica: What do you want me to do?
Barry: Call 911. Tell them there's an emergency, but don't get into details. Hurry! Tell them to put a shirt doctor in the ambulance. God, why do bad things happen to good T-shirts?
Quote from Naked Rob
Andy: Dude, you okay?
Naked Rob: Yeah, Adam said you had a bathroom-based emergency. Yeah, I brought the back-up khakis from my locker. This isn't my first rodeo.
Quote from Andy
Adam: They were all over at the house on the day in question. That means all of you had opportunity.
Andy: That's insane.
Adam: Insane like the jealousy you felt every time Barry wore Big Orange? You loved that shirt but knew you could never pull it off, 'cause you were too tiny.
Andy: I prefer small-boned.
Quote from Naked Rob
Adam: Or was it Naked Rob? A closet Penguins fan.
Barry: The Penguins? Robert.
Naked Rob: I was born in Pittsburgh.
Quote from Geoff
Adam: Or maybe it was Geoff Schwartz. You knew taking out Barry's favorite shirt would make him melt down. Lainey would have to console him, leaving Erica without a best friend and plenty of time for you to win her heart.
Geoff: Wait, would that work?
Barry: I will kill you dead!
Geoff: No, Barry. I didn't do it!