Barry Quote #408

Quote from Barry in Big Orange

Erica: What do you want me to do?
Barry: Call 911. Tell them there's an emergency, but don't get into details. Hurry! Tell them to put a shirt doctor in the ambulance. God, why do bad things happen to good T-shirts?

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 ‘Big Orange’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: I don't know who I am anymore. Am I big or tasty? No one knows!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What the- Why are you here?
Lainey: To get Barry back.
Beverly: That's what I was trying to do, but now you're screwing me in the pooper!
Lainey: Oh, sweet God!
Beverly: What? What'd I say? Is that bad?

Quote from Barry

Beverly: You wear that thing all the time. Just look at these pictures from last year. Wrestling team, orange shirt. Beatboxing club, orange shirt. Nunchucking Society, orange shirt.
Barry: Don't forget Zombie Survival Club. Colleges are gonna snap me up.