Barry: It only seats three. And I have a call in to Yo-Yo Ma to do amazing yo-yo tricks as we fly over the city.

Jackie: If you're interested, you should write something.
Adam: Interested? Let's just say it's my cup of bantha milk.
Jackie: Wow. I see The Force is strong with you.
Adam: That deep "Star Wars" pull didn't confuse and alienate you? Amazing.

Pops: Hey, easy! You could kill someone with that dictionary.
Adam: It's not a dictionary, Pops, even though it has every word in it.
Pops: That's a reading book? Oh, my.

Beverly: An older woman? No, no, no. My baby is not ready for an adult lady.
Adam: Jackie's just a junior. She barely has her driver's license.
Beverly: She drives? Like some 25-year-old? Uh, not happening. You stay away from this speedy girl and her creepy love van.

Adam: None of what you said is true! She drives her nana's old station wagon.
Pops: What's the nana like?
Beverly: Stop.

Beverly: Do you know what happens in the back of a station wagon? Mouth-smooching and adult hugging. Now get in bed for tucks. Boop!

Jackie: Wow, this is awesome, the way you summarized every chapter. You could totally sell this to help people understand the book better.
Adam: It is a dense book, some would say boring. Not me. I'm just glad we definitely have this in common.
Dave Kim: It's working! His Cliff Notes sham is working.
Emmy Mirsky: He'll blow it somehow. Trust the process.
Adam: What strikes me most are the parallels between "Lord of the Rings" and "Star Wars."
Dave Kim: Yes! He's steering the conversation into his sweet spot.
Emmy Mirsky: I need to find new friends.

Emmy Mirsky: Enjoy prom, liar.
Adam: This isn't my fault.
Dave Kim: You're super-boned, dude.
Adam: Be less invested, Dave Kim!

Erica: Awesome news. I blew off Ruben, and we're going to prom.
Geoff: Oh, no!
Erica: What? What did you do?
Carla: He's going with me. I was just using him to make Johnny crazy-jealous, but now I can make you jealous, too! This is so hot.
Erica: What the hell, Geoff?
Geoff: You said you were going with Ruben.
ELThat was four minutes ago!
Geoff: I was sad and frustrated, and she asked me. She wouldn't take "No" for an answer. She threatened me.
Carla: Strongly suggested.

Barry: Go on, Erica. Tell your best friend all the latest gossip.
Erica: Meh. I'm going with Ruben Amaro Jr. It kinda sucks.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Okay, I'm a pretty confident dude, but this is a lot even for me.