Adam Quote #413
Quote from Adam in A Night to Remember
Jackie: Wow, this is awesome, the way you summarized every chapter. You could totally sell this to help people understand the book better.
Adam: It is a dense book, some would say boring. Not me. I'm just glad we definitely have this in common.
Dave Kim: It's working! His Cliff Notes sham is working.
Emmy Mirsky: He'll blow it somehow. Trust the process.
Adam: What strikes me most are the parallels between "Lord of the Rings" and "Star Wars."
Dave Kim: Yes! He's steering the conversation into his sweet spot.
Emmy Mirsky: I need to find new friends.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Night to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Jackie: Cliff Notes? You told me you loved "Lord of the Rings."
Adam: I'm sorry, I tried to read it, but it's the longest book about the shortest people.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: I can't believe it. My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Coach Mellor: I know. We all know. There were hundreds of your judgy peers watching.
Barry: What am I gonna do?
Coach Mellor: Come on. Bring it in for a two-person huddle. Let Coach give you a pep talk with his body.
Barry: [crying]
Coach Mellor: That's it. You soak that rayon shirt down with your boy tears until you feel the strength return.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Hello, Father. I come to you today with a life-and-death request.
Murray: Why do you look like a department-store pianist?
Barry: You're a department-store pianist! No! Sorry. Let me start over. As you know, next weekend is prom. It is literally guaranteed to be a night to remember. That's the theme, and I take it very seriously. That's why you will fully fund this venture.
Murray: Go away.
Barry: But you have yet to hear the extraordinary details. Me and Lainey begin the night crossing the Delaware River on a hot-air balloon.
Murray: Go.
Barry: Upon landing, 12 Clydesdales will pull our bejeweled carriage to school on a path of freshly cut white roses.
Murray: Get out of my face.
Barry: Tiki torches will light the way, as 100 bald eagles soar into the sky, each carrying a poem handwritten by a haiku expert. I'm begging you. That's when El DeBarge serenades us as we destroy the dance floor with our love.
Murray: I'm not paying for an El DeBarge.
Barry: This all can come true for a measly $22,000.
Murray: You are an insane person. You're not getting a penny.