‘A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 2015
Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big "Risky Business" inspired party at her home, just like the movie, while Lainey's dad is out of town. Later, when the party gets out of control, Beverly jumps to the rescue and Lainey is happy to have a mother figure like Beverly in her life, but for how long? Meanwhile, Adam's relationship with Dana by talking to her for hours on the phone angers Murray. As a result, Adam tries a bunch of new ways to contact her since she's moved away.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: We're going to have so much fun. I'm going to show you how to make my famous shrimp parm. Have you heard of it? Of course you have, it's famous.
Lainey: Yum!
Quote from Lainey
Beverly: Oh, snuggle monkeys, I'm not here for you. I'm here for Lainey.
Lainey: Me?
Quote from Beverly
Principal Ball: No, no. You see, you can't just walk in here, demanding excellence for other students. That's not how school works. You can only parent your own child.
Beverly: Oh, I'll parent every damn child in this school if I have to. Hell, I'll even parent you.
Quote from Barry
Barry: All I wanted was a kick-ass Risky Business party and a free pass to Princeton. Was that too much to ask?
Quote from Erica
Beverly: It's so surprising and unsettling to hear that you've had a boyfriend all this time, and none of us knew about it. Say, what was his name?
Erica: His name?
Beverly: Uh-huh.
Erica: His name was, uh, Shrimpson.
Beverly: Shrimpson?
Erica: It's Dutch!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I know I told you to never Tom Cruise a floor, but sometimes you just got to say, what the [beep].
Quote from Murray
Murray: How about if I let you call her again?
Adam: Wait, seriously?
Murray: Ten minutes a night. Would that work?
Adam: Really?
Murray: Ten minutes. Not a second more. I mean it. I've got a stopwatch in the drawer.
Quote from Pops
Pops: You're a smart kid. Find a creative way to connect with her. You know, I once dated a Filipino woman via telegram.
Adam: Really?
Pops: 'course Western Union had to shut us down as Malak could get very filthy in just three sentences.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: Oh, hell no. This is the teacher's lounge. This place is sacred. So help me God, you are in so much trouble. Ooh, someone took a tab from my flyer for guitar lessons. Wow. You are so lucky this day has turned around for me. Oh no, wait a minute. I forgot. I did it myself to get the ball rolling. Damn it. You are in so much trouble again.