‘A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party’
Season 3, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 2015
Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big "Risky Business" inspired party at her home, just like the movie, while Lainey's dad is out of town. Later, when the party gets out of control, Beverly jumps to the rescue and Lainey is happy to have a mother figure like Beverly in her life, but for how long? Meanwhile, Adam's relationship with Dana by talking to her for hours on the phone angers Murray. As a result, Adam tries a bunch of new ways to contact her since she's moved away.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Someone please hang up. I can't hear what Jake is saying to the Fat Man.
Quote from Barry
Erica: My God, that terrible sound is you?
Barry: Leave the singing to the professionals! Me!
Quote from Murray
Murray: You can't call Seattle before eight. Do you have any idea how much your girlfriend's going to cost me?
Quote from Murray
Adam: Hey, you made me hang up first!
Murray: I'm sorry, Adam. I can't afford your love. It's too pricey.
Quote from Erica
Erica: No, you have already ruined our lives with your insane love. You're not ruining Lainey's too.
Quote from Lainey
Barry: I'm gonna go write a list of things we need to get.
Erica: Stop writing lists!
Lainey: Learn from your mistakes!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Hello, Erica and Barry, it's your mom. And Lainey, it's your mom for the week.
Quote from Lainey
Erica: At the start of every year, my mom storms the school and demands that we get the best teachers and classes. They call it-
Barry: The Demanding of Excellence.
Lainey: Oh, come on. Nobody calls it that.
Principal Ball: Oh, sweet Lord. It's the Demanding of Excellence. Show no fear.
Quote from Beverly
Principal Ball: Don't parent me.
Beverly: Looks like you got some color at the beach. Did you wear sunscreen?
Principal Ball: Don't do that.
Beverly: Did you reapply after you went in the water? Tell me.
Principal Ball: I can't remember. I was having fun.
Beverly: What about this apple? Did you wash it?
Principal Ball: Yeah.
Beverly: Don't you lie to me. It still has a sticker on it.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You're both wrong! I might not be able to call or fax Dana, but she will know how I feel. Even if it means doing the unthinkable.