‘A Chorus Lie’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 30, 2015
As Adam enters puberty, Beverly does everything in her power to help him through this awkward phase, including his crackling singing voice. So when Adam gets a lead role in the school musical, Beverly convinces Ms. Cinoman to have Adam lip sync - just like the musical group Milli Vanilli - while performing in "A Chorus Line." Meanwhile, Murray inspires Erica to go to the Homecoming Dance with JTP member Geoff Schwartz.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I forgot my foundation, rouge and powder puff. Good day to you, sir.
Quote from Adam
Murray: You seen my TV Guide with Sally Jessy Raphael on the cover?
Adam: Uh-uh, no.
Murray: Huh.
Adam: (Looking at the cover of said TV Guide) Man, oh, man. Those looks and emotional intelligence to boot.
Quote from Lainey
Erica: Wow, even you three bone-heads found a date to the dance.
Lainey: Kind of makes you think, huh? Like may you need a date for once?
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Christian Slater, huh? You want the coolest guy in the world? You got him.
Erica: What's that?
Geoff: Nothing, I just farted. I farted. I fart- I got to go.
Quote from Murray
Jonny Atkins: Yo, is Erica here?
Murray: Yo, she's upstairs. Who are you?
Jonny Atkins: Jonny Atkins. Yeah, that Jonny Atkins.
Murray: I'm her dad. Yeah, that dad.
Jonny Atkins: Mind if I just head up?
Murray: Actually, I do.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Have you heard of this Milli Vanilli scandal?
Miss Cinoman: Big fan. Hit me hard.
Beverly: I'm sorry.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Those people out there want to see A Chorus Line, not A Chorus Lie.
Quote from Barry
Adam: No, not a new one. It's photo day.
Barry: You came to the right place.
Adam: No! I don't want any of your advice.
Barry: Bro, I'm a pimple expert. You gotta pop that thing immediately.
Adam: Everyone says not to pop it.
Barry: Look at this flawless skin! It's like baby Italian marble. Would you rather have a pizza face or a Barry face?
Adam: Fine, I'll just pop the thing.
Barry: Oh, I gotta get this on film. Come on, let's get a close up of that zit. Hey, why are you covering it? Don't feel so embarrassed. Let me see that zit. Come on!