Barry Quote #291

Quote from Barry in A Chorus Lie

Adam: No, not a new one. It's photo day.
Barry: You came to the right place.
Adam: No! I don't want any of your advice.
Barry: Bro, I'm a pimple expert. You gotta pop that thing immediately.
Adam: Everyone says not to pop it.
Barry: Look at this flawless skin! It's like baby Italian marble. Would you rather have a pizza face or a Barry face?
Adam: Fine, I'll just pop the thing.
Barry: Oh, I gotta get this on film. Come on, let's get a close up of that zit. Hey, why are you covering it? Don't feel so embarrassed. Let me see that zit. Come on!

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 ‘A Chorus Lie’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What if I had a way to solve your problems? A way to make this your biggest hit yet?
Miss Cinoman: Mrs. Goldberg, we have been through this in the past. You can't be in the musical.
Beverly: No, no, I have come to accept that.

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Beverly: Problem solved, love bug! We're gonna Milli Vanilli the [beep] out of that musical.

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Beverly: Susan, I really appreciate you agreeing to see me on such short notice.
Miss Cinoman: Technically, I didn't agree. You just barged in during third period and yelled "Class dismissed!"