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Hyde: Well, guys, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I got a job.
Kelso: Yeah. I'm thinking about getting a job at a chip factory. I gotta know how they do this.
Eric: Yeah. Red won't let me get a job. He says if I don't study hard and get into college, once I turn 18, he's gonna kill me. [chuckles] I think he's serious, man.
Fez: Hyde, did you ever stop to think how you working would make me go to the mall alone today? You didn't think, did you?
Hyde: No. Sorry. Hey, guys, check this out, man. Forman had Donna in his bed last night, and he didn't even do it. [laughs] What's up?
Kelso: [laughs] You're a bonehead, man.
Eric: I'm not a bonehead. I mean, we did other stuff, and we cuddled. It was great.
Fez: Sometimes when I'm alone, I just love to cuddle.
Hyde: Forman, look, she climbed up the trellis of your house, through your window, to get into bed with you and cuddle? Sorry, man. I never read that letter in Penthouse.
Kelso: Those stories are true, you know. Why would you just cuddle with her when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is "it." That's why they call it "it". "It!"
Eric: Guys, it was just one night. There are gonna be lots of other nights.
Fez: Eric, opportunity does not knock and then ring the doorbell and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you". And then call you on the phone...
Hyde: Yeah, yeah. We get it, Fez. I mean, we get it. What my foreign friend here is trying to say, Forman, is that you blew it, man. And you blew it, man.
Kelso: I'm losing my patience with you, man. You gotta get with her. There's nothing more beautiful than when two people fit together perfectly like... Well, like two of these potato... How do they do this?

Donna: I loved being here with you the other night.
Eric: Great. 'Cause I love that you came over.
Donna: It didn't, like, bother you that I was sleeping with you in your little single bed?
Eric: No, it bothered me, but in a really good way.

Fez: Hello, Mr. Forman. How are you doing today?
[Red stares at Fez and the notices a pot is boiling over]
Red: Damn! That pot's no good.
Fez: That pot would not have boiled over had you put some salad oil in the water.
Red: So you know how to boil water. Don't you have someplace you need to be?
Fez: Not really. If I go home too early, my host parents make me read Scripture.
Red: Well, why don't you, uh... Go sit in the basement?
Fez: All right.
[As Fez walks out, Red adds some salad oil to the pot]
Red: Well, what do you know? Haji had it right.

Kitty: You know, maybe third time's the charm. Maybe this time it'll be really, really super.
Red: Ta-da!
Kitty: Oh, my gosh, Red. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Coleslaw. Oh, and a little half an ear of corn.
Red: Oh. I forgot the biscuits. Nice, huh?
Kitty: Oh, it's really nice! Where'd you hide the bucket, Red?
Red: Here. Have a Wet-Nap.
Hyde: [enters] All right. The Colonel.

Hyde: Oh, um, there you go.
Kitty: Well, now what is this?
Hyde: Look, I got a job, all right? And I don't wanna hear anything about "We're fine." Because I know money's tight around here and you won't let Forman work, so just take the money and drop it. [exits]
Kitty: Oh, he's a keeper.
Red: You know, I'm gonna take that money and open him a savings account.
Kitty: Well, that's nice, Red.
Red: Or blow it all on booze. I still haven't made up my mind.

Fez: Ah, it's my good friend Eric. So, what will it be? Gilligan's Island? Pinball? Stratego? You decide.
Eric: Well, actually, Fez, Donna's coming over tonight, so I'm just here to get my Barry White album. Otherwise, I would just love...
Fez: Blah, blah, blah. Just go.

Eric: Oh, baby. I am ready for love. [Donna climbs in the window] Why... Hello. I've been expecting you. [they kiss] Yawn. So, okay. You ready for bed?
Donna: Sure. Okay. What, no Spider-Man sheets?
Eric: Well, I just use those on wash days.

Donna: Eric. Can we, like, slow down for a second?
Eric: Sure.
Donna: Well... Remember the other night, when we just, like, cuddled all night? I really liked that.
Eric: Right. Yeah. But I was thinking, why cuddle when we could do it?
Donna: Okay. You've been talking to those idiots in the basement again.
Eric: No. Yes.
Donna: Look, Eric, I know it's a long drive, and... And we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. But, I don't know, I wanna see some trees along the way.
Eric: ... Okay. But I'll be driving?
Donna: You'll be driving, yes.
Eric: You swear to God?
Donna: I do. I swear to God. [laughs]
Eric: Okay.
Donna: Okay, good. Because I do love you. But I'm not gonna take my pants off. Okay.
Eric: Would you be more comfortable if I put mine back on?
Donna: Mmm, might sleep better.

[As Leo listens to music in the photo hut, Hyde storms in and removes his headphones]
Leo: Hey, what are you doin', man?
Hyde: You turn that thing off and get ready for work!
Leo: I'm not working today, man. I got an earache.
Hyde: Earache, my eye! How'd you like a buttache? Now get your little fanny perpendicular and open the hut! You got it? [exits]
Leo: What a hard-ass, man.

Hyde: So money's a little tight, huh?
Red: No, no, Steven. Everything's fine. We're great.
Eric: [enters] Good morning. [chuckles] And I am not just saying that.
Red: Listen, your mother's working double shifts, so I'll be cooking.
Eric: You know the fire extinguisher's in the garage, right?
Red: Yeah. I know.
Eric: I'm gonna have cereal.
Red: Oh, you'll be having a lot of cereal.