Kelso Quote #121
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Hyde: Well, guys, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I got a job.
Kelso: Yeah. I'm thinking about getting a job at a chip factory. I gotta know how they do this.
Eric: Yeah. Red won't let me get a job. He says if I don't study hard and get into college, once I turn 18, he's gonna kill me. [chuckles] I think he's serious, man.
Fez: Hyde, did you ever stop to think how you working would make me go to the mall alone today? You didn't think, did you?
Hyde: No. Sorry. Hey, guys, check this out, man. Forman had Donna in his bed last night, and he didn't even do it. [laughs] What's up?
Kelso: [laughs] You're a bonehead, man.
Eric: I'm not a bonehead. I mean, we did other stuff, and we cuddled. It was great.
Fez: Sometimes when I'm alone, I just love to cuddle.
Hyde: Forman, look, she climbed up the trellis of your house, through your window, to get into bed with you and cuddle? Sorry, man. I never read that letter in Penthouse.
Kelso: Those stories are true, you know. Why would you just cuddle with her when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is "it." That's why they call it "it". "It!"
Eric: Guys, it was just one night. There are gonna be lots of other nights.
Fez: Eric, opportunity does not knock and then ring the doorbell and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you". And then call you on the phone...
Hyde: Yeah, yeah. We get it, Fez. I mean, we get it. What my foreign friend here is trying to say, Forman, is that you blew it, man. And you blew it, man.
Kelso: I'm losing my patience with you, man. You gotta get with her. There's nothing more beautiful than when two people fit together perfectly like... Well, like two of these potato... How do they do this?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sleepover’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know, Donna, I'm not surprised you're in my bed. I knew you couldn't resist me any longer.
Donna: No, I couldn't. I want you. I need you.
Eric: Well, I never turn down a woman in need.
Donna: You know, being here, in your bed, on your... Spider-Man sheets, makes me feel so ready, so willing.
Eric: Then call me Able. Wait, wait. A little mood music.
[I Like Dreamin' by Kenny Nolan plays]
♫ I like dreamin' ♫ 'Cause dreamin' can make you mine ♫ I like dreamin' ♫ Dreamin' ♫
[Eric wakes up in bed:]
Eric: Damn.
Donna: What's wrong?
Eric: Ah! I mean... Hey, baby.
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, listen, man, I hope you don't mind if I pay you in cash. I don't like Big Brother getting into my business, you dig?
Hyde: Man, keeping the government out of it, I'm so with you.
Leo: No. My big brother, man. He's always hitting me up for money.
Hyde: Oh. 'Cause you're the responsible one?
Leo: Yeah. It's my curse, man. Hey, listen... I gotta go, uh... Do a thing at, uh... A place.
Hyde: Yeah, man. I hear that. So you want me to lock up when I'm done?
Leo: Lock up. Wow. That's a great idea, man. Hey, you're one of those idea men, aren't you, man?
Hyde: Yeah. Maybe someday you'll be working for me, huh? [chuckles]
Leo: Really? Aw, that'd be cool, man. Hey, but can I have Saturday night off? [Hyde nods] Cool.
Quote from Leo
Leo: So, do you like photos, man?
Hyde: Yeah, man. Sure.
Leo: Okay. You got the job, man.
Hyde: Just like that? You don't have to interview anybody else?
Leo: Nobody else showed up, man.
Hyde: So, what do I do here, anyway?
Leo: Well, I don't expect a lot, man. Pretty much, if the hut doesn't burn down, it's been a good day. And even if it burnt down, man, it's cool, 'cause I got three or four more of these little huts somewhere. Hey, listen, if you see one of these huts, would you give me a call, man?
Hyde: Or even better, I could take a picture.
Leo: Whoa. A picture of a photo hut. Hey, that'd be like art or something, huh?