Fez: Hello, Mr. Forman. How are you doing today?
[Red stares at Fez and the notices a pot is boiling over]
Red: Damn! That pot's no good.
Fez: That pot would not have boiled over had you put some salad oil in the water.
Red: So you know how to boil water. Don't you have someplace you need to be?
Fez: Not really. If I go home too early, my host parents make me read Scripture.
Red: Well, why don't you, uh... Go sit in the basement?
Fez: All right.
[As Fez walks out, Red adds some salad oil to the pot]
Red: Well, what do you know? Haji had it right.