Jackie: So... Have you and Eric done it yet?
Donna: Yeah, we did it, and I forgot to mention it.
Jackie: Oh. So what's the holdup?
Donna: Whatever. It'll happen when it happens.
Jackie: True. Yeah, I guess if I were Eric's girlfriend, I would not be in a hurry to do it either.

Kitty: Eric, you have to go pick your father up at Charlie's bar.
Eric: Oh, is he drunk?
Kitty: No. He's not drunk. He's not feeling well.
Eric: Red's drunk.
Kitty: He is not. He is just... He's not feeling well.
Eric: Come on, Fez. My dad's drunk.
Kitty: He is not drunk. He is not feeling well!

Jackie: Mmm. Michael, these cushions are really nice. Where'd you get them?
Kelso: Uh... I found them.
Jackie: You're nesting, Michael. That is so mature.

Kelso: All right. Listen, Jackie, we have to talk. This van is changing me.
Jackie: I know, Michael, I know.
Kelso: You do? Great. 'Cause I want you to be on board with what I'm gonna say. [Jackie nods] Transportation is a big responsibility.
Jackie: That is so true.
Kelso: Yeah. So, I'd like to see other people.
Jackie: No.
Kelso: What I mean to say is that you and I should see other people.
Jackie: No.
Kelso: Okay. What if just I see other people?
Jackie: No.
Kelso: Okay. Okay.

Hyde: Hey.
Red: Hey, hey. The gang's all here. How you doing, Fez?
Fez: Oh, my God, he knows my name.

Kitty: [answers phone] Hello?
Eric: Hello, mother.
All: Hello, mother!
Eric: This is your son, Eric. I'm not feeling well.
Kitty: I'll be right there.

Kitty: Oh, Red.
Red: I love you, Kitty.
Kitty: Uh-huh. Bartender, could I have two coffees, please?
Red: And I'll have two more beers.
Kitty: Red...
Red: Okay, okay, I'll just have the one beer.

Kitty: This isn't like you, Red.
Red: What, I can't have a beer?
Kitty: No, hanging around with people. You hate people. [both laugh]
Red: Yeah... I do.
Kitty: You know we're gonna get through this.
Red: Yeah, I know.
Kitty: Oh, heck, we've been through worse times than these.
Red: Just for the fun of it, Kitty... When was that?
Kitty: Well, I don't know.
Red: Are you worried?
Kitty: Nope. Are you worried?
Red: [sighs] No. Nah, I'm not worried, Kitty. I'm too drunk to be worried.

Donna: Hey. God, where were you last night?
Eric: I went and had a few beers with the old man. It was pretty special.
Donna: Oh, 'cause you know, I... I came by.
Eric: You came by?
Donna: Yeah. I came by 'cause I was thinking... Last night was the night.
Eric: Last night?
Donna: Mmm.
Eric: I will definitely be here tonight.
Donna: No, tonight doesn't feel right.
Eric: Right.
Donna: Not the way last night felt.
Eric: Oh, right. [Donna exits] Oh, my God.

Kelso: I really do love Jackie, and she says that we can't see other people. So...
Laurie: Oh, sweet Kelso. You're a tool, and I will use you when I please. [kisses Kelso] Okay, baby?
Kelso: Okay.
[Red opens the van door]
Laurie: Hi, daddy. [walks off]
Red: Hi, sweetie. Oh, Kelso. You watch your ass.