Kelso Quote #774
Quote from Kelso in Street Fighting Man
Kelso: Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, I'm back.
Hyde: Um, where's Fez?
Kelso: Oh, I left him outside like we always do. But I like how you made him come in and out just to make him think we weren't screwing with him. Burn!
Hyde: Kelso, we're not trying to burn Fez. We're just trying to all watch the game together.
Kelso: Okay, this is Kelso you're talking to here. All right, who's getting burned? Is it me? Because if it is, I'll just let it happen.
Hyde: No. No one's getting burned. Now go out and get Fez.
Kelso: All right, fine. I'll go get Fez, and you can just surprise me. [winks]
Features in the collection: Kelso: Burn!.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kelso: Burn!’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Kelso in What is and What Should Never Be
Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]
‘Street Fighting Man’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.
Quote from Eric
Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?
Quote from Eric
Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.