Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.

Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.

Hyde: Well, I'm going because I'm fine.
Jackie: Well, good, 'cause I'm fine, too. In fact, I'm superfine.
Kelso: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the one who's superfine here. All right. I got the T-shirt that says so.
Donna: Well, you also have a T-shirt that says, "I'm with stupid," and the arrow is pointing straight up.
Kelso: Yeah, I hate that T-shirt. It doesn't even make any sense. Who's above me?