Kelso: Look, Jackie we've been avoiding each other. I think it's time we hash this thing out.
Jackie: It's okay. I'm good.
Kelso: I can see you're devastated over losing me.
Jackie: You know what, Michael? I'm fine. Really.
Kelso: You sound brave. But inside you're a scrambled mess. Just remember this. I'll always be there for you in case you have any physical needs, all right? [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] Damn, Hyde. What was that for?
Hyde: I just missed you, man.

Eric: I can't believe they're making you wear those knee-high socks every day.
[When Eric and Donna walk into the basement, they find Hyde and Jackie kissing on the couch]
Donna: What the hell?
Jackie: Oh, my God!
Eric: I'm blind!
Donna: Jackie!
Jackie: Get off me!
Hyde: Great outfit!

Fez: Well, naughty ladies wear plaid.
Donna: Fez, please.
Fez: That's right. Beg for it, sexy schoolgirl.

Donna: Fez, we just caught these two Frenching like a couple of French people at a Frenching festival.
Fez: What? That's impossible. You two hate each other.
Eric: I said- I just said that.

Donna: Okay, you are gonna tell us how this happened right now.
Hyde: Ooh, I like it when you order me around in that uniform.

Eric: Hey. I'm gonna take Donna to school. Oh! That's right. Dad took away my car when I did that really super-romantic thing. Well, I guess we were only reunited just to be ripped apart again. Like Romeo and Juliet.

Eric: How was your first day?
Donna: Grim. This nun totally spanked me with a ruler.
Fez: Yet another reason I wish I was a ruler.

Donna: Wait a minute!
Eric: Weird!
Donna: Okay. Now you guys are sitting together?
Eric: Oh, my God. You guys aren't just fooling around. You care about her.
Hyde: I do not. She sickens me.
Jackie: No. No, no. I'm the one who's sickened, okay? I'm not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you. I date guys I can take out in public.
Eric: Yet you continue with this abomination!

Donna: You know, you guys have to tell Kelso.
Eric: Or we'll tell Kelso. Shall we?
Jackie: Wait. No, no, no. Okay, guys. Look. What if we just break it off right now? Then he never has to know.
Donna: Really?
Hyde: Look, there's nothing to even break off, so it's fine by me.
Eric: Yes. This is what I want to hear. It'll be like it never happened. Donna, come. Let us leave this unholy thing behind.

Jackie: Steven, do I really sicken you?
Hyde: No. I sicken me because you're supposed to sicken me, but you don't.
Jackie: Well, I feel the same way. I mean, I like how scruffy you are.
Hyde: Of course you do. Man, you know what? Screw it. Let's just do what we want, okay?
Jackie: Okay. What about Michael?
Hyde: Details, baby. Details. [they kiss]