‘I Can't Quit You, Baby’
Season 5, Episode 2 - Aired September 24, 2002
When Eric and Donna are punished for going to California, Red takes the keys to Eric's Vista Cruiser and Bob sends Donna to Catholic school. Meanwhile, Eric and Donna discover Hyde and Jackie's relationship.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, uh, how's that uniform working out for you?
Donna: [slaps Eric's arm] Stop! Do you-
Eric: Do you feel like a good girl that just can't help being bad? Be bad, Donna. [whispers] I won't tell.
Donna: Eric, it's not funny. I actually have to go to this school every day now. Without- Without you.
Eric: Okay, so, you know what? We'll see each other nights and weekends and I'll come visit you at school. I mean, I still have a bike.
Donna: Eric, it's, like, 10 miles away.
Eric: Ten- So what? These legs were made for pedaling. Come on. You've seen my thighs.
Donna: Yeah. You're a good boyfriend.
Eric: "You're a good boyfriend" who?
Donna: I'm not calling you Principal Forman.
Eric: Don't make me get the ruler, young lady.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Red can take Eric's car, but he can have my car candy when he pries it from my cold, dead fingers.
Quote from Eric
Donna: You were right. Ten miles is nothing. [Eric pants] Will you pick me up from school every day?
Eric: Sure. [Donna runs off] Uh, which-which arm hurts when you're about to have a heart attack? Help!